Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
A Brandon is a Player. He will pick 2 unlucky girls and go back and forth until they realize he isnt really that cute or interesting after all and find someone else. He is also extremely gay. Everyone suspects he likes penis in his butthole because he walks around like one is already stuck in it. He is also extremely boring. He is a big "oneword texter" and he'll make you make all the decisions and do all the work in the relationship. His Gayness isnt the only thing that is Flaming, his acne is HORRID. Over all he is a Jerk that cant be trusted, so dont waste your time on him.
Text fits
Save
Cancel