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Belgacom is one of the branches of the Belgian government. It collects taxes disguised as telecom services without providing said services. The common misconception that Belgacom actually provides telecom services probably stems from the name (in which -com is actually short for "complete wankers"), their enormous headquarters in northern Brussels, and their invoices listing calls you never made and mysterious services you never received. If you beg for long enough, Belcacom might actually connect you to the internet. Please note however that possessing a working internet connection is a criminal offense in Belgium and you will be fined accordingly. Belgacom, embodying both Belgian political culture and customer service, has spawned a multitude of common expressions.
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