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A descendent of a faggoty two-bit felt machine, imported from small Greek islands. Default composition of the human Felmen includes: two flimsy arms, two pudgy blown up legs, a 2-inch tallywhacker, cunty, black, mullet frodo hair, and one donkey brain.
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