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Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example: - you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early - the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it - two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you - the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure
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