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Beard Trustworthiness is used to determine how trustworthy a particular beard/mustache is. ~~~Very Trustworthy~~~ Full Beard The Philosopher Goatee + Mustache ~~~Mildly Trustworthy~~~ Full Mustache aka The Wilford Brimley Cop Mustache aka The Burt Reynolds Chin Strap aka The Abe, The Lincoln ~~~Neutral~~~ Sideburns Friendly Chops Chin Tuft + Mustache aka The Colonel Sanders Mutton Chops ~~~Questionable~~~ Sans Mustache aka Amish Beard Curly Mustache aka The Handlebar Goatee ~~~Threatening~~~ The Horseshoe aka The Hogan Chin Tuft Unkempt Beard aka The Homeless Beard Neck Beard ~~~Dangerous~~~ Soul Patch aka The Landing Strip Patchy Beard aka The Sidney Crosby Pencil Thin Chin Strap ~~~Disastrous~~~ Werewolf Pencil Thin Mustache aka The John Waters, The Joe Jackson The Hitler
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