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A "mads wulff" is a danish description for a man who have the amazing ability to slow down time anywhere he goes by being extreme boring, which leads to not many people wanting to go near him. Therefore, a "mads wulff" don't have a lot of friends, is never with any girls, is playing a lot with his "little bandit" and is taking his depressions and boredom out on his students because he don't know what else to do with his life.
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