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There are seven circumstances that all people must meet to become a "Kion". These include: 1.) Being the sexiest man ever alive 2.) Having a Godlike Noik (Kion Backwards) 3.) Being able to speak a diction elevated to the heavens 4.) Kick ass at TF2 or Dota (Or both) 5.) Ladies-man (OOOOOH YEAAAAAH) 6.) Being able to curl at least ten plates on each side 7.) MIDDLE-EASTERN, BITCH!
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