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The term Ethan describes a kid who is so fat that he has his own orbit. This bloke is proud of having sex with a small ugly un-australian chode. He also prides himself on his weight even though he is obese by 92 billion kilos. You would normally see Ethan scaring children because he has the face of a ballsack dipped in honey and set on fire. Ethan and Peter do rock paper scissors to see who gets to rub Frankies big tits first. The female gender usually fuck themselves with plyers after visioning an Ethan.
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