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The Republican gouvenour of Texas and a candidate for the Republican nomination for the presidential election in 2012.

He believes that you can pray away forest fires and calls the recession a punishment from God. According to him, the problems facing America and the state of Texas are to great to be solved by humans, so he got 30.000 people together in a big sports stadium to pray for the future...instead of, you know, doing something about the issues. The next few days, the Dow Jones plummeted. God must really hate Rick Perry.

Executions give him a big ol' boner. 234 on them since he's been govenour.

Of course, he is a against abortion and homosexuality for no other reason than "Jesus said it's wrong". He's against social security aswell, calling it an "illegal Ponzi scheme".

In most Western countries, nobody would take this idiot seriously and would probably be labeled a fascist, but in America he is a serious candidate for the Rep. nomination for presidency. Thank you, Fox News and stupid people. Thank you.

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