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If you're a Directioner, you're probably a tumblr girl with so such swag it just might hurt. Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday. We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that. WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE. Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?! Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world. The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will) Basically. HORAN THE WORLD?! CURLS.
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