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A terminal illness resulting stemming from poor graphics hardware choice, symptoms include: -spontaneous house fires, resulting from tasks ranging from driver updates, to simply turning on the afflicted computer -requiring no less than 4 video cards priced at $599.99 to play farmville 3d at an acceptable framerate -an unhealthy desire to have neon lights, blatantly homosexual green orcs or army mans all over your electronic equipment -a sudden reverent, deep faith in grandiose acronyms without knowing what they mean or do (16xTMSGRSDSAA, Fermi, PhysX being examples) -a urgent need to pay off any nearby game developers to plaster 3 minute long logo videos to their games startup, and beg them to optimize for your vastly inferior hardware (How They're Meant to be Paid) -chronic wood screws, pork shoulders and 1.7% yield with delays Treatment can be administered at your local ATI/AMD dealer.
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