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A dirty sexual move and traditional dinner favored by Mexicans.
What is required:

1 Pound of Beef

6 Oz Tabasco HotSauce

1 Obese Mexican Woman

1 6 foot pallet

Between 5-15 friends

A patio 20 feet off the ground

Rope
How to: Obtain fat & aggressive Mexican Woman (usually found in low-income areas, Welfare offices, and at [5 Guys] Burgers. Proceed to hire her with going [Mexican Hooker] rate (10-30$/hr) and lead her to the patio. Tie her up to the pallet (preferably by the Cankles & wrists) using thick 1 1/2 inch Hemp rope, and proceed to stuff the anus and vagina with meat fried in a pan with oil & spices. Then pour the Tabasco Sauce, first [on the meat] and surrounding areas, then into eyes, ears, nose, and other bodily orifices. Settle your guests to eat with the woman commanded to scream "La Bamba" with the threat of more Tabasco in her eyes should she be off key. Then proceed to enjoy your traditional Mexican dinner with live [entertainment]. After eating, proceed to push the Mexican woman off of the 20 ft+ patio. No clean up, no worries!

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