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THIS IS THE TRUTH: CAS, abbreviation for Casi Auto-Suicidio or, according to other sources, Castigo Asociado al Sufrimiento, is a way in which students can develop their bullshitting skills, hide from challenges, let others do the work, be the laziest ass on Earth and telling the ethical implications to fuck off, and write 4000 words about how this helped to improve our world and society. Students usually refer to it as a free because it really is because teachers, as they have well learned in high school, don’t do shit to then write how productive and fulfilling the lessons really were (when the most fulfilling experience may had been to get two jokers in a card game). This bunch of refined pieces of bullshit are then sent to the headmaster, who kindly converts them into money by means of some obscure thing called advertisement. Then, teachers and headmaster happily share this benefits among them, and students are told that CAS doesn’t count for their grades. Students then FML themselves and create a group on facebook called Last day of school prank, so they all can post what ever their feelings are after realizing all this.
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