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1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully). 2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm. 3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually 4. What you do when there is nothing to do 5. What you do when your family is not home 6. The reason people watch porn. 7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
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