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A word used to describe the fucking of a doodledandy. A doodledandy is a dick that is blue and is infested with tiny canadian pubic elves that are ceaselessly tugging on the hairs, infecting the area with inflamed pimples. The only way to get rid of them is to engage in sexual activity with a small reptilian animal. Before leaving to infect the reptile, they will deficate explosively into your urethrea, causing burning sensations when urinating. They will also ejaculate itchy, infectious sperm filled with STD's. If you are a woman, they could impregnant you with a freaky, horny, blue elf babies that will claw up you vagina when departing.
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