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Not usually deemed to be one until after the fiasco of a wedding, the Troll Bride makes a series of mistakes & poor decisions out of pure stubbornness, uneducated guesses, & deceit that antagonize the groom & everyone else involved.

Troll brides are guilty of some if not all of the following:

*Got the groom to propose after falsely claiming to be pregnant. *Rejected initial engagement ring & demanded a prettier, more expensive one. *Canceling arrangements at the last moment, after whatever was ordered has already been paid for. *Making sure the bridesmaids are dressed as frumpy as possible so no one will pay attention to them. *Postponing the wedding because the groom broke tradition by seeing her before the ceremony. *Making the groom or his parents pay for everything. *Interfering with the caterers & decorators by lording over every thing they do, like she knew their job better than they did. *Saying "I do not" after begin asked "do you take this man." *Postponing the wedding several times, especially for petty reasons. *Telling the groom his best friend can't be his best man because she hates him. *Complaining about the wedding gifts while the givers are withing earshot. *Making the baker redo the cake. *Acting like a spoiled diva drama queen.

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