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the time when the Great Cosmic Muffin flies down and smites you from the earth. It is a symptom commonly associated with doing things, including but not limited to: - Stepping in front of oncoming traffic. - Assuming signs labelled “hazardous”, “poisonous”, etc. are merely bluffs - Running with scissors while flying a kite near a power plant - Getting into a gunfight with the pope - Not passing on internet chainmail - Mooning the British Guard - Successfully dividing by Zero it is also the only accepted reason not to pay tax.
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