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A "woman" who sucks you in and makes you think you're the greatest guy on the planet. BUT once the drippy dick sets in you realize she's got a mattress strapped to her back. When she's not with you she drops and spreads for any turd. Side note... she really likes a Cleveland Steamer.
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