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That oh-so-satisfying slap you deliver to a friend that has recently developed a relationship he won't shut up about. 99% of the time, it is aimed at the crotch, and results in an equally satisfying grunt from the love-struck guy. Normally only performed if the guy in question has been talking incessantly about his new sexy-time buddy for days. Can also be done with a foot. Or a knee. Or a sledgehammer.
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