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When you know that you fail at life so badly that you meet people from far far away and seriously date them exclusively online. Signs that you're e-dating: You're both on the internet They're a million miles away in another state or country You've never met them face to face (webcam doesn't count) You find yourself kissing your computer screen When you have sex it looks like text (typically in the form of an email, instant message or worse yet a comment) A romantic candle light dinner for two ends up being you alone in a dimly lit room sitting in front of your computer A walk on the beach ends up being nothing more than role play over the internet They're complete strangers to you, you just met and don't know a thing about each other and yet still confess to being in "love"
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