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Raging Heterosexual, n. (technically a Tatpurusa compund)-Someone whose [heterosexuality] so deeply transcends the typical thoughts and behaviors of his or her peers that this person feels no need to mimic the traditional patterns of [heterosexuality] as defined in society; such patterns include making out, hitting on, or grinding with one or member of the opposite sex. Normally this person's raging [heterosexuality] is a problem for every member of the opposite sex nearby since these members can feel the profoundest of Bacchanal desire for this person. Were it not for the immense concentration of the raging heterosexual to control this power, all of these members would begin to perform the absurdest of acts, the least of which have included doing cartwheels in waltz time in front of fraternity houses, or devouring hundreds of bananas over the course of four hours while wearing a Dracula costume. Thankfully, the number of raging heterosexuals in the world appears to be few, although, as of September 9th, 2011, at least one raging heterosexual has identified himself in the greater Boston area.

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