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Verb. The ancient practice of pulling ones rectum inside out, and getting a four legged mammal to lick it clean. Due to the inefficient hygiene practices of the early seventeen hundreds, many residents of the Ottoman Empire died due to mismanaged Proctitis and rabies cases. Some historians believe that it may have been this very practice that single handedly lead to the collapse of the ottoman empire in 1908.
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