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A creature native to many college campuses across the U.S. The chotch, also referred to as a bro, is a nocturnal creature that sleeps during the daytime classes and emerging in the evening to survey and participate in sporting events. The chotch survives mainly off of higher end alcoholic beverages and pizza. Blonde females flock to the chotches at night because of its ferimones it excretes from its skin, containing hollister or abercrombie cologne. If a chotch does not like what is being said about it, the said chotch will enter a beastial rage attacking all beings in a straight line. Most chotches should be avoided as they are hostile creatures that are easily angered.
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