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jesus gun jesus gun 1 jee-zuhs, -zuhz guhn noun, verb, gunned, gun·ning. noun 1. a weapon consisting of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive so powerful that it could kill any religious icon or god(s). 2. a long-barreled cannon having a relatively flat trajectory and deity killing capability.
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