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Mother****er, I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, don't lie I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online

Mother****er, I'm awesome, I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody called I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight-balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

You know my pants sag low, even though That went out of style like ten years ago Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle

And lyrically I'm not the best Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet So preposterous, feel the awesomeness The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage-fest

Oh yes, the girls are repulsed So I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult I'm as nervous as my cat Ol' Dirty Curtis All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased

Me? I'll never date an actress, got too many back zits Plus my whole home-aroma is cat piss Every show I do is poorly promoted And if you like this it's 'cause my little sister wrote it

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