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1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement. 2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern 3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made 4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.
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