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Have you ever seen prison christmas photos? This is the truest form of hickalicious. You take a prostitute or one of the inmate's wives/girlfriend and dress them up in a horribly slutty raggedy Mrs. Claus outfit that show huge amounts of cleavage and ass hanging out and take a family photo with the old man and his lady. Somewhere along the lines, there has to be front butt. Either from the ladies or the men. Then everyone gathers around the cardboard cut out of a fire place, with no straight row of teeth and no man not resembling a cave man.
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