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A photo booth is when mid-way through a shower, you get hit with a sudden urge to beat one off. Just before the critical moment, feeling proud of what you’re doing, you call out to your lady friend under the pretence that you need to ask her something important and then go stealthily quiet. As soon as she presses her face up against the glass to see what is going on through the steam, you rush the shower door and shoot your load onto the glass like a camera flash going off in her face.
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