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Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. An empty suit propped up by the media reading old tired Marxist tripe from a teleprompter. A vapid celebrity or politician incapable of originating or uttering a coherent thought without a teleprompter or cue cards. Someone demonstrably stupid and yet convinced of their own infallibility, even though unable to think or emote. A politician or celebrity who has no resume, no plan, no clue, and cannot speak without someone telling them what to say.
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