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Alanna is a small midget with really huge boobs. In fact they're bigger than the Earth itself. She is very hyper, and loves sour patch kids. She is one of the most outgoing people you will ever meet. She tends to zone out a lot though, so be prepared to repeat what you said a couple of times. She is very book-smart but not quite street-smart. She has hair that grows faster than Rapunzel. She is addicted to facebook, and constantly tries to delete it but usually re-opens it within a few days. She isn't like most slutty teenagers because she doesn't care what people think about her. She doesn't go out of her way to impress people. She does what she wants, and says what she wants. In conclusion Alannas are the shit. And you should meet one. :D
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