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Bid Dumb Dipshit. The term used to describe the disgustingly pathetic large lump of inadequacy that sits across from you at work all day. The co-worker that doesn't type a single fucking letter all day because his maddeningly and shockingly pitiful skillset only allows for web-surfing...and fucking annoying bumbling. The beady-eyed, submissive loser with no employable skills, unless you count being feed into a wood-chipper as an employable skill.
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