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A "Woman" of Hideous size usually with [facial hair], 2 or more pairs of boobs (back titties are acceptable) and an odor that could singe the hairs off a fly's ass. Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women [you wouldn't] be [interested] in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate. Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).
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