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Jesus was a man. A man like any other. Yes. You see, Jesus, the guy of wisdom (truthtingz) had a dream. Oh he had a dream. That one day, little white children, and little black children would hold hands and dance around Utah in neat packages of international communion beneath the smiling God expressed through the sun. Wait that was Martin Luther. Jesus had a dream. He was born spiritually awake, naturally gifted and automatically above bullshit. No one quite knows how he came about, there are many theories, the one I like the most is that his mother was really lucky, another is that Xenu had a heartattack when he heard a wise man was born, that doesn't affect the birth, but I hope he choked, because he was really mean. Hang on.Oh yeah. Jesus had a dream- that people would love each other, and just let it go. It isn't worth it. He believed that God smiled on all of us, and that we all had something beautiful within that was truly us. When people came to him and said "my boy ain't reppin the ends proper, I gon' cut his ass", he said "don't be mad, if he's mean to you, show him love and be one with God". When people came to him and said "that guy smells like petroleum distillate, should we beat him?" he said "NEIN- we're all equal, what you consider doing unto him should be the same as you would consider doing to someone you revere, this is love".

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