Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
When you get your hoe that's wearing pantyhose to lay on the bed sideways. Pull the hose down of your hoe, bone her in the ass hArD! Pull out when ready to jizz and draw a smiley face on her ass using your jizz. Jizz two eyes and along the crack of her ass. Carefully pull the pantyhose up and out, as not to disturb your artwork. Let go of the hose so it snaps back. If you did it right, the wet jizz will soak through the hose and make a smiley face. Take cell phone pics to share with friends!
Text fits
Save
Cancel