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An Australian weirdo who makes it a habbit of using the word 'Crikey' (however you spell it) while sexually molesting large reptiles or small mammals. While doing so, he often gives a detailed report on how they live eat and move around, so as to draw attention away from his intimate activity with the creature in question. It should also be noted that his posse consists entirely of lesbian ninja clowns. -See Lesbian Ninja Clowns
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