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Weed stored ONLY for emergency purposes such as: 1) If there is ever a drought... 2) If (or when) your parents catch your stash -- because they almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old - it doesn't matter, they'll find your sizzle somehow/someway. 3) If you get robbed 4) If the cops confiscate your MJ 5) If your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids...and the weed
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