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FOOTBALL SUCKS Volleyball = SKANKS Cross Country- Lesbians Cheerleaders- Drunk bitches Band- Potheads? Sex? BOTH Theatre- ERRYONE is a wannabe tryhard. But who knows about them? NO ONE Basketball- Cleptomaniacs Soccer- Pregnant "Tejanos" Tennis- A humpy-loving sport Track- Holy shit. We're good at this. Administration- Basic middle school knowledge is a plus NHS- 55 MIC's. Beat that Counselors- This is why I live. I am INDEED her baby. Fred Heads- WE ARE BETTER THAN THE CHEERLEADERS.

AT this school, we have a weird way of placing AC units on TOP of the building. Our colors are red and white, but as you pass this establishment of "learning" you will see a beautiful green trim all the way around the structure. The AG program places large signs randomly around campus. As you gaze upon the front of the glorious campus you will see many "Tejano" people. A third of them are pregnant, very few of them know it yet. During lunch you will see many of the "Tejanos" have migrated and brought along chili powder candies.

Do you like sitting in the back of class? Do you enjoy the comfort of a nice bathroom stall? Are you a coke-head? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you could be addicted to cocaine.

Can you piss off the side of a truck? Do you enjoy tailgate beerpong? Do you trade sex for beer? Do you drive a F-350 Powerstroke Diesel with an 8-inch lift? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, come enjoy a nice pasture party.

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