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The attitude, lifestyle, dress, and general demeanor of an 82nd Airborne DIV Paratrooper, predominantly seen around Ft. Bragg NC, and characterized by a ferocious 'don't give a fuck' attitude. (See also: badass)

One who exibits Fort Bragg Swag typically comes equipped with mild PTSD and a significant amount of [disposable income] from combat deployments. He has a chip on his shoulder, a severe thirst for debauchery, and a firm reputation to uphold.

He can [usually] be found:
A). Driving wrecklessly (sometimes [intoxicated]) at odd hours of the day.
B). Carrying on obnoxiously loud / vulgar conversations with at least 4 other friends in family restaurants
C). [Kicking ass] and/or taking names in and around Fayetteville, NC bars
D). Trying to stick his dick in anything that moves. The recreational pursuit of obese women for sport / bragging rights, (See also: Hogging) is a particularly favorite past time.

He treats the world as his blow up doll. Pre-games [more than most] people drink all night, and generally lives too intensely for any piece of equipment in his life to hold up. .

Fort Bragg Swag means he usually leaves a distinct, contiguous pattern of scarring across the things he touches in all aspects of his endeavor. The scars on his face match the scuffs on his desert boots, the blood on his gloves, the notches on his bed post, the gashes in the wood of his favorite guitar and so forth.

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