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Highly braindead individual with tendency to act without thinking. Tends to waste money and resources on same sex partners. Blames other for ones doing. Has extremely microscopic penis with tendency to ejaculate within millisecond of stimulation. Loves oral and anal copulation with extremely hairy women, men animals and sea slugs. Has sexual fantasies with undersea creatures like patrick and spongebob.
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