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n. (STS) A form of mental illness in which the afflicted finds storm troopers to be cool. Symptoms include dressing up like a [storm trooper] often (not just Halloween), branding one's clothing with the Star Wars Imperial logo, joining [storm trooper] fan clubs, and blowing all of one's money on Star Wars conventions. Subjects often think that their immature fantasies of [being a storm] trooper actually make them cool.

There are 4 stages of Storm Trooper Syndrome severity.
Stage 1: Commonly known as being "storm-curious". Lasts from 1 day to 4 weeks.
Stage 2: Early Onset STS. Lasts 1 month to 1 year.
Stage 3: College STS. (18-23 yrs old) Often thought to be beyond help at this stage.
Stage 4: Terminal STS. A progression of Stage 3 STS. Patient has either graduated/dropped out of college, now has a drug dependency and realizes they wasted their college [years] pretending to be a storm trooper. Often seen sleeping in cardboard boxes.

STS is a real condition. If you notice a loved one displaying any of these symptoms get them help immediately.

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