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A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter. They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs. They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
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