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Satan's gift to band. Worst instrument in the entire world. It is played by Brass-holes. NO ONE LIKES TRUMPETS. These evil things are always stuck into songs where they make no positive change. Trumpets = My dog's shit. Trumpet players can kiss my ass.
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