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A portmanteau of the first and last names of the most wonderful girl in the world. If you know Burgoon & she thinks that you're OK, consider yourself lucky; if you know Burgoon & she likes you, consider yourself blessed; if you know Burgoon & she more than just "likes" you, well...then...that's just too good to be true. The best friend anyone can possibly have. A guy would be out of his flipping mind to do anything that would upset Burgoon - for 3 reasons: 1) She deserves better. 2) He should know better. 3) She'll go Schenect on his ass. Burgoon's only flaws include: 1) She's blind to her own beauty and intelligence. 2) She can be a little mean at times. 3) She thinks she's a whole hell of a lot funnier than she actually is - which is pretty funny in and of itself. 4) "(-:" <------ She's been known to abuse poor little smileys.
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