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A snake is when the shit in your large intestine solidifies into one solid piece of crap, measuring the length of the intestine. This turd then comes out of your ass in one LOOOOOOOONG piece, often coiling five times just to fit in the bowl. The pain can also cause you to make hissing sounds.
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