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CAH stands for "crooked ass house." Let's face it, not all of us are rich. Sometimes we have to settle with living in a house that lacks typical symmetry and parallel surfaces. It's frustrating when a pencil never stays still on the kitchen table. If you ever visit someone that has a CAH, you're better off not pointing out the imperfections. Often times, the occupants of a CAH respond in denial when confronted with this touchy subject. Don't worry, they'll accept it eventually.
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