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One who comes off to most as kind but is actually an asshole. Hence the name "Closet Asshole": meaning and asshole in the closet. Closet Assholes are normally really nice to those they don't know but do subtle mean things that aren't super mean but are slightly irritating. Pretty much antagonists or rebels.
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