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A special breed of Security Guard or Correctional Officer. Found only in the North Central region of Maryland. Has an affinity for close personal contact and the use of the phrase "do you know what I am saying?." Has a frequent need to "to go the battroom" when on shift. Waste is extremely toxic and no attempt should be made to gain entry to lavatory for one to two hours after initial deposit. Is constantly kept waiting on "my clearance to come through."
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