Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
Padraigianism is a fairly obscure monotheistic religion practiced in the North East of England, originating at St Thomas More School around 2010. The basic doctrine of this religion is as follows: Padraig is the one true God. Padraig's commandments: - -Thou shalt not steam up Padraig's Glasses -Thou shalt celebrate Padraig's sabbath (traditionally celebrated every Monday) -Thou shalt destroy ALL opposers of Padraig -Thou shalt kneel to Padraig's disciples There are more besides these, but they are mostly variations spread about by various people.
Text fits
Save
Cancel