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Acquired Asshole Deficiency Syndrome. A tragic condition in which radiation damage causes the taint to fuse to the other side of the asshole, resulting in a plug sufficient to partially or completely prevent defecation. Warning signs: prior to the development of full blown AADS, one may notice tingling agarose. Known risk factors: microwave exposure. Exposure to American Dad. Treatment: can sometimes be treated with a diet that produces wet diarrhea. May also be corrected by painful surgery. Antonym- fistula.
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