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Life likes to sneak attack you when you least expect it. You will just be minding your own business and it FUCKS YOU. It keeps thrusting away with no lube until your ass no longer has spokes. Life then rapes you again and cums in your eyeballs. Just when you think its over, life gouges out your eyeball and fucks your eye socket. Life then its friend gouge out the other eye and they proceed to perform double penetration in your eye sockets. Their cum drains down your body deep, deep, deep, into the pit of your stomach and makes you puke. Life then uses your puke as lube to finish the job and leaves you sore, covered in cum and puke, and with no eyeballs.
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